I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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