Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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