And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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