it's not cheating when I paid for it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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