So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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