Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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