i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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