Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
