so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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