Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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