I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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