I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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