The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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