I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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