She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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