should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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