Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize