I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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