So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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