Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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