fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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