im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
