didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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