If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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