Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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