Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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