Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize