Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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