i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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