"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We have so much sex to catch up on
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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