i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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