I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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