Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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