you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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