Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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