Can Purell be used as lube?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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