I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
