My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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