I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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