let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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