You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think I am morally bankrupt
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dicks are not precious.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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