I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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