I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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