No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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