too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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