Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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