good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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