we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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