quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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