do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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