There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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