walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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