wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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