Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Don't make out with my wife yet
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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